Gift Cards

Yes we have gift cards. But we're out right now. But we have them in any amount you want.

At what point are relationships distant enough that gift cards suffice to fulfill the gift giving mandate?

Perhaps the cashier was as new to her duties as the establishment she worked it. The irony of her statements seemed lost on her as she fell all over herself in the attempt to accommodate a customer's request.

The state of our strained relations became academic. Yes we had a bonafide relationship. But at the moment it was bankrupt. But it was still intact, brimming with unlimited potential.